Good day to you all - A quick update before I deliver some groundbreaking news, have some positive leads for a paid job and also have started some volunteering - lets hope that goes well! Yay!
Now for the groundbreaking news: Simon Darby smells like hammers!
Simon Darby is the deputy leader of the BNP, unfortunately being deputy of a racist party such as this has made him 'smell funny', there is hard evidence that shows racist people - as we all know - smell funny. Darby seems to smell of hammers and 3day old pork in particular, I mean I can't confirm the pork thing as I don't eat meat so therefore don't tend to sniff it at any stage, but I know some meat eating folk and they have told me this is the case - anyway he definately smells of hammers.
On top of the smell racist beliefs he also announced on his blog http://simondarby.blogspot.com/ that he wishes to strangle the happy and lovely Bristolian comedien 'Russell Howard'. We cannot allow this to happen - I feel that we should start a campaign to save Russell and have sent the following email to his agent:
"It has come to my attention that Simon Darby - Deputy leader of the BNP has announced on his blog http://simondarby.blogspot.com/ that he wishes to strangle Russell, this has caused me the greatest concern and believe that he should up his security - I have also started a campaign on my blog http://racistpeoplesmellfunny.blogs pot.com/
and I am certain that all 2 of my followers will do everything they can to keep Russell safe. Many thanks xxx"
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