Save Russell Howard!

Good day to you all - A quick update before I deliver some groundbreaking news, have some positive leads for a paid job and also have started some volunteering - lets hope that goes well! Yay!

Now for the groundbreaking news: Simon Darby smells like hammers!

Simon Darby is the deputy leader of the BNP, unfortunately being deputy of a racist party such as this has made him 'smell funny', there is hard evidence that shows racist people - as we all know - smell funny. Darby seems to smell of hammers and 3day old pork in particular, I mean I can't confirm the pork thing as I don't eat meat so therefore don't tend to sniff it at any stage, but I know some meat eating folk and they have told me this is the case - anyway he definately smells of hammers.

On top of the smell racist beliefs he also announced on his blog http://simondarby.blogspot.com/ that he wishes to strangle the happy and lovely Bristolian comedien 'Russell Howard'. We cannot allow this to happen - I feel that we should start a campaign to save Russell and have sent the following email to his agent:

"It has come to my attention that Simon Darby - Deputy leader of the BNP has announced on his blog http://simondarby.blogspot.com/ that he wishes to strangle Russell, this has caused me the greatest concern and believe that he should up his security - I have also started a campaign on my blog http://racistpeoplesmellfunny.blogs pot.com/
and I am certain that all 2 of my followers will do everything they can to keep Russell safe. Many thanks xxx"

Time to get started

So, better get a start on this fighting prejudice and creating loveliness stuff.

Ideally i'd love to get paid work doing wonderful and good things (still have to pay the bills) but let's face it I am having trouble finding any job at the moment, so while I am looking for paid work in a soul destroying office somewhere, I am trying to get some volunteer work - have contacted a few places - just waiting to hear back - will keep you posted x

Lots of love,

Lil Miss Do-Gooder
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nick Griffin Smells Funny!

Poor Nick stinks, I do wonder if anyone has ever asked this man to stop being racist and to let him know that it is a FACT (if it's in capitals it's true y'know) that racist people smell, I decided to contact him at http://nickgriffin.eu/how-can-i-help-you/ with the following request:

"Good day Nick,
Just wanted to point out that you are quite racist and clearly it is common knowledge that racist people smell funny. In light of this i'd like to kindly request that you stop the racism so that you smell nice and so that nice people like you. You never know you may even get a cuddle or two with the new non smelly, non racist new you?

Lots of love,
Lil Miss Dogooder
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx"

Welcome

Racist people smell funny - yeah, what an idiotic and unfounded statement, but how often have you heard the same said of people from other races and cultures - or that fat people are lazy, homosexuals are bitchy, skinny people are vain - blah, blah, blah. All of these comments are just as idiotic and unfounded - they are just prejudices born out of fear.

My blog isn't just about fighting against racism but about fighting against prejudices as a whole, people should be able to be who they are and make their own choices (providing it doesn't hurt themselves or anyone else) without persecution.

So hey, this is my journey facing and fighting prejudice (and also giving myself a good slap on the hand if I find myself showing prejudice)

Join Me!

Lots of love x

x Lil Miss Do-Gooder x